Nessie, the Beast of the Loch

They were fierce hill tribes in what is nowhave an elongated neck that quite often
Scotland, and we called them Picts. The nameprotrudes from the water with a small head,
seems to mean "The Painted People" for theydiamond shaped flippers and three distinct humps
were known to love bright body art andon her back followed by a tail. Sone say that she
multi-coloured clothing. They were artists, prolificlives under or around Urquhart Castle and many
carvers of stone and from the carved standingphotographs (mostly fake) have been taken of
stones still found in the region around Loch Ness,her in the vicinity.The sedimentary rocks which
we can see that the Picts were fascinated bycradle Loch Ness are some of the oldest in the
animals, carefully etching their likeness into theworld. The sandstones were originally laid down in
surface of the stone. And they left us awarm seas when Scotland was located in the
mystery.For all the animals depicted on the Pictishlatitude where Australasia is today. As the
stones are lifelike and easily recognisable, exceptcontinents drifted northwards the land became
for one. This exception is a strange beast with asqueezed into the dry centre of the
long elongated beak or muzzle, a head spout, andsuper-continent Pangaea.400 million years ago, the
with flippers instead of feet, somewhat like aGreat Glen side slip fault was created. This Great
swimming elephant. This Pictish beast is theGlen, almost cutting Scotland in two, is home to
earliest known reference to the belief that tookthe black waters of Lochs Ness, Oich, Lochy and
hold in the Scottish Highlands at least 1,500 yearsLinnheAs the continents began to break up and
ago, that Loch Ness is home to a mysteriouscluster around the north pole, great Scottish
underwater animal. The Loch Nessmountains, which would have been Himalayan in
Monster.Columba stood for no nonsense, evensize were gradually worn down to the stumps
from a monster. He had ordered one of hiswhich you see today. Scotland was still in the grip
monks to swim across the loch to fetch a boatof the ice twelve thousand years ago, but the
when, halfway across, the beast appeared andmain advances were over and the land was
rushed at the swimmer, roaring in a mostbeginning to rebound from being depressed into
frightening way. The Saint himself jumped in thethe mantle. The surface of Loch Ness would have
loch crying out at the monster "Go no further,been at a similar elevation to sea level.Anything
nor touch the man! Go back!". Thus commanded,living in the Loch today must have arrived from
the monster fled. The great Columba convertedthe freezing North Sea up the River Ness after
most of Scotland to Christianity and apparentlythe final retreat of ice.Many scientists and
converted Nessie too, for it is said that until hezoologists will admit to half- believing that a large
went out on the waters and soothed the beast,aquatic animal does in fact exist in Loch Ness.
she had been a murderess.In Scottish folklore,There are numerous theories as to her identity,
large animals are associated with many bodies ofincluding a snake-like primitive whale known as a
water from small streams to the largest lakes,zeuglodon, a type of long-necked aquatic seal,
often labeled Loch-na-Beistie on old maps. Thesegiant eels, walruses, floating mats of plants, giant
water-horses, or kelpies, are cousins of the Irishmolluscs, otters, a "paraphysical" entity, mirages,
Pooka and have similar magical powers but oftendiving birds and most popularly, a plesiosaur.
malevolent intentions. They are dragons underNessie was even given a scientific name
water, lurking with ravenous intent, waiting for the"Nessiteras rhombopteryx" named by Sir Peter
onset of darkness in the long Northern nightsScott so that Nessie could be added to the British
before they come forth and devour theRegister of officially protected wildlife.The name,
Innocent.The monster, sea serpent, kraken andtranslated from Greek means "The wonder of
other mythological creatures have formed a partNess with the diamond shaped fin". Over the
of folklore since the beginning of time. Around theyears many have noted that if you rearranged
world there are reputed to be sea serpents orthe letters of Nessiteras rhombopteryx, it can be
monsters in many bodies of fresh water. Nessie inmade to read "Monster hoax by Sir Peter S".This
Loch Ness, Morag in Loch Morar, Shielagh in Lochmay mean something - or it may mean nothing
Shiel, Lizzy in Loch Lochy, Champ in Lakeat all.Nessie is either there, or she's not. I like to
Champlain, Ogopogo in Lake Okanagan and,think she has outwitted our efforts to trap her,
quaintly, Wally in Lake Wallowa.While research haspin her down, categorise her, tame her and turn
been conducted at many of these lakes, Lochher into tea towels. And one day you may get to
Ness is the icon for monsters and Nessie, thesee her yourself. Long may she live in the loch
Loch Ness Monster is, without doubt, the!Susanna Duffy is a Civil Celebrant, grief counsellor
grandmother of them all. It is to Loch Ness whereand mythologist. She creates ceremonies and
myriad researchers have flocked with theirRites of Passage for individual and civic functions,
cameras and sonars, webcams and miniand specialises in Croning and other celebrations
submarines, their hopes, fears and dreams offor women.
solving the mystery of Nessie.She is reported to